i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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