so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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