bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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