So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
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I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
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He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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