My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
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He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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