When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
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You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
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If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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