i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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