dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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