I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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