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I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
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I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
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Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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