i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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