Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I pour the whiskey from now on
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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