i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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