And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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