I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Randomize
