I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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