idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
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Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
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My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
the raccoons are back...
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