Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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