Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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