she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
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Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
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I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Is Oprah even human
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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