with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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