i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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