did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
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We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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