Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
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he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
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Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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