bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
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