I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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