I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
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The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
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I feel like a drive thru vagina
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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