is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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