So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.