Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
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I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I have aggressive nipples.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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