put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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