i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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