covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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