honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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