I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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