singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
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Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
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OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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