I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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