there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
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We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
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"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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