Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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