I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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