did you get engaged???
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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