I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
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I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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