First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
