Sry I called you an 8
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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