I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
only you would photoshop your dick
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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