I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Randomize
