How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
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I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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