we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
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How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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