I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
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This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
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Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Couch. On fire.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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