Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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