North Korea, Best Korea!
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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