It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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