Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
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do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
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Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I am naked and annoyed.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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