Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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