I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
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And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
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We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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