In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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