hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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