They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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